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10 Ways To Confuse An Orc In Middle-Earth
by Strider
1) Get a pebble, throw it away and say, "That was the Ring! Get it if you want it."
2) Shout, "AZGÚL AZGÚL" while pointing at a pool of water.
3) Try and get him to tell the difference between butter and "I can’t believe its not butter!"
4) Use an old Jedi mind trick… "We can go about our business."
5) Ask him if a balrog has wings.
6) Make a DOOM BOOM DOOM sound and watch him run away shrieking
7) Remind him how Bolg was crushed by Beorn and say, "Beorn is my best mate."
8) Say to him, "Race you to Rivendell! Whoever gets there first wins."
9) Tell him his shoelaces are untied.
10) Ask him to explain the metric system to you.
