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10 Ways To Annoy a Wizard in Middle Earth
by Strider
10) Ask him does he do kids’ parties.
9) Tug on his beard then tie it to his shoe laces.
8) Steal his staff then play keep away.
7) Tell him in a patronising tone, "There is no shame in being Peter the Pink."
6) Keep on standing on his robes when you are behind him then say to him "Oh, pardon me."
5) Ask him to pull a rabbit out of his hat.
4) On a regular basis refer to his robes as pajamas.
3) If he ever gets a new piece of jewellery, say to him "That’s nice, I think I saw Saruman wearing something like that last week."
2) When he falls asleep, draw on his face with a marker.
1) Ask him when you are standing behind him, "If you are really a wizard, tell me what finger I am holding up."
