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Nazgul Wraiths
by Lanny Andelin

(Sung to Monty Python’s "Knights of the Round Table")

We’re the Nazgul wraiths in sable
We dance whenever we’re able.
We do routines in Battle Scenes
With swordplay impecc-able.

We’ll fight at Minas Tirith
We’re the Nazgul you all feareth.

[nifty little sword fight a la "The Phantom Menace"]

We’re the Nazgul wraiths in sable
Our blows are formid-able,
And many times we’ll act like mimes
We’ll dance around a table.

Entertain in Minas Tirith
So the orcses all can cheereth

[tap-dancing routine]

We’re sung about in fable
We’re all indefeat-able.
We’ll find the Ring and then we’ll sing
All on a tight timetable.

We’ll conquer Minas Tirith…
This song’s not quite Shakespeareth.

[Fanfare and flourish]

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