(Sung to Monty Python’s "Knights of the Round Table")

We’re the Nazgul wraiths in sable
We dance whenever we’re able.
We do routines in Battle Scenes
With swordplay impecc-able.

We’ll fight at Minas Tirith
We’re the Nazgul you all feareth.

[nifty little sword fight a la "The Phantom Menace"]

We’re the Nazgul wraiths in sable
Our blows are formid-able,
And many times we’ll act like mimes
We’ll dance around a table.

Entertain in Minas Tirith
So the orcses all can cheereth

[tap-dancing routine]

We’re sung about in fable
We’re all indefeat-able.
We’ll find the Ring and then we’ll sing
All on a tight timetable.

We’ll conquer Minas Tirith…
This song’s not quite Shakespeareth.

[Fanfare and flourish]

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