(Tune: "Cecilia" by Simon and Garfunkel)

Comments: All right, it's entirely obvious, but I like it anyway.

Lobelia,
You're taking my spoons,
You're swiping my silverware daily.
Oh Lobelia,
I'm down on my knees,
I'm begging you please give it back.

Lobelia,
You're taking my spoons,
You're swiping my silverware daily.
Oh Lobelia,
I'm down on my knees,
I'm begging you please give it back,
Give it back.

I got home from Erebor,
Saw an auction right at my front door.
(I got home...)
All my stuff out on the lawn;
When I get it all back all my silverware's gone!

Lobelia,
You're taking my spoons,
You're swiping my silverware daily.
Oh Lobelia,
I'm down on my knees,
I'm begging you please give it back,
Give it back.

Poh poh poh poh poh
Poh poh poh poh poh poh poh poh

[instrumental section]

Jubilation,
I'm buying 'em back,
I don't have to eat with my fingers!
Jubilation,
I'm buying 'em back,
I don't have to eat with my fingers!

Whoa-oh-oh-oh... etc.

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