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The LotR Christmas Song
Lembas roasting on an open fire,
Ent-draught curling up your toes,
Hobbit carols being sung by a choir,
Aragorn smoking through his nose.
That Legolas and Gimli too
Will always help you win a fight.
Tiny Hobbits with their cheeks all aglow
Will come along to set things right.
They know that Gandalfs on his way.
Hes got a lot of evil orcs to put at bay,
And every Gondor child is going to spy
To see if Gollum really knows how to fly.
And so Im offering this mixed up tale:
This tale that mentions Boromirs horn.
Although its been said many times, many ways
Merry Christmas here at TOR.N.