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Top Ten Complaints Orcs are Telling Their Therapists
by DD
Top Ten Complaints Orcs are Telling Their Therapists by DD
10. I don't think I have ever really known love.
9. I just turned twenty and I'm already middle aged!!
8. Rape, murder and mayhem begin to lose their luster after a few raids.
Nah!
7. Iron shoes give me a bad case of corns.
6. I wanted to be a writer, but it just wasn't in the cards.
5. I'm not evil, I'm just misunderstood.
4. censored
3. When I was a kid, I wanted a bike but my legs were too short.
2. There aren't any really good dark lords anymore.
And the number one thing orcs are telling their therapists is:
1. Dad was always saying, "Why can't you be more like your brother, Grarnag the foetid?
