(Sung by a group of teenage orc girls to the tune of "The Leader of the Pack")

[spoken]
  Is she really going out with him?
  Well, there she is. Let's ask her.
  Grotty, is that the Nazgul Lord's ring you're wearing?
  Mm-hmm
  Gee, it must be great flying with him
  Is he picking you up after drill today?
  Uh-uh
  By the way, where'd you meet him?

I met him at the Barad-dur
He turned around and leered at me
You get the picture? (yes, we see)
That's when I fell for (the Ringwraith Lord in black)

My troop were always putting him down (down, down)
They said he came from the wrong side of the Tower
(whatcha mean when ya say that he came from the wrong side of the Tower?)
They told me he was bad
But I knew he was sad
That's why I fell for (the Ringwraith Lord in black)

One day Grishnakh said, "Find someone new"
I had to tell my Ringy we're through
(whatcha mean when ya say that ya better go find somebody new?)
He stood there and asked me why
But all I could do was cry
I'm sorry I hurt you (the Ringwraith Lord in black)

[spoken]
  He sort of scowled and kissed me goodbye
  My tears were beginning to flow
  As he flew away on that rainy night
  I begged him to go slow
  But whether he heard, I'll never know

Look out! Look out! Look out! Look out!

I felt so helpless, what could I do?
Remembering all the things we'd been through
The troop they all stop and stare
I can't hide the tears, but I don't care
I'll never forget him (the Ringwraith Lord in black)

The leader of the black - now he's gone
The leader of the black - now he's gone
The leader of the black - now he's gone
The leader of the black - now he's gone
[fade]

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