Jumpin' Jack Flash (by The Rolling Stones)

by Frodo Hoy

(This one is sung by the Balrog in Moria. )

Watch it!!

Hey, I'm blowin' out a crossfire hurricane!
Winds are flowin', firing up my streaming mane.

But it's all right now
Just let this dude pass.
Yeah, it's all right -
I'm Jumpin' Jack Flash
I've got gas, gas gas!

I'm opposed by a tall-capped greybeard wag.
"You can't pass!" he repeats. What a weary nag!

Hey, it's all right now
It's just a little gas.
Yeah, it's all right
I'm Jumpin' Jack Flash
Hear me pass, pass, pass!

Stick around! Pull my finger once and you're dead!
What a sound! Like a stampeding Eored!
We're going down! You're staggering in my fumes, Fred.
You'll be drowned and spiked, left on a wheel for dead.

Well, it's all right now
I just had to pass.
Yeah, it's all right
I'm Jumpin' Jack Flash
I had gas, gas, gas.

Jumpin' Jack Flash, I had gas
Jumpin' Jack Flash, I had gas
Jumpin' Jack Flash, I had gas
(fade)

spoken: Hey, it's dark down here - anyone got a match?

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