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The LOTR Cast as Cars
by Jester_rm
  • Frodo: Honda Civic — Small but can take a heck of a licking and keep on ticking
  • Sam:  Toyota pickup — plain, hauls a lot and runs forever
  • Merry:  Buick Regal — a little more upscale than your average hobbit
  • Pippin:  Hyundai Tiburon - Young, sporty, eager, but needs refinement
  • Gandalf:  Jensen Interceptor — Classic, much more power than it appears to have
  • Boromir:  Mustang GT350 — Good ol’ fashioned muscle, but not too refined
  • Aragorn:  Porsche 911 — No nonsense performance
  • Legolas:  Lotus Super 7.  Light, fast and nimble
  • Gimli:  Jeep Wrangler.  Small but eminently capable
  • Bill the Pony:  Chevy pickup
  • Shadowfax:  Ferrari Testarossa, born to run, preferably white
  • Eowyn:  Jaguar XKR, nice around town, but itches for the open road
  • Arwen:  BMW 7 series, Luxury with the potential for performance
  • Galadriel:  Deusenberg J Model — Ultimate classic in all ways

--Jester_rm

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  • Denethor--any old used car--to make do with until the real thing, the King of cars comes  (Rolls-Royce?)

--Patty

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  • Sauron would be an uninspected, overloaded semi barreling down the highway with no brakes
  • Rosie would be a Dodge Caravan minivan.
  • The orcs would be Ford SUV’s with Firestone tires -- outwardly intimidating, but prone to blowouts and rollovers
  • Bilbo would be a Volkswagen Beetle (either old or new, take your pick)

--Idril Celebrindal

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  • Shelob, a black Golf GTI... ...sneaks up behind you and totally EVIL.

--Nienor

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  • Saruman - A shiny white MG Midget.  It's quick and looks good, but there's something not-quite-right under the hood.
  • Theoden - A WWII half-track.  Looks old, and doesn't start up easily, but it keeps on going once it starts.  It's not likely to see a woman traveling with one.
  • Faramir - A municipal bus.  Shows up late (but not *too late*), but it brings a lot of people with it.
  • Wormtongue - Beat up 70's sedan.  Might have been nice once, but now it's...  bought cheap.

--Eldarion2

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  • Smaug, a tricked-out gold '74 Eldorado?  

--Beren11:11

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  • Galadriel: A Citroen DS. Timeless, looks a bit strange, but enchanting nevertheless.
  • One of those Audi A6 offroads. Good at both cruising down the motorway at 80 and also getting stuck in on dirt tracks

--Bard


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