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Top 10 Ways Lord of the Rings would be different if made by a McDonald's worker(
by Yaksha
10. The Fellowship would be color coded according to rank.
9. Mt. Doom replaced with Fun Land (only hobbits alloud).
8. Ronald McSauron makes casual appearences to keep his workers hyped.
7. Elves lembas replaced with Egg McMuffin
6. Frodo can Super Size the Ring with a touch of a button.
5. Witch-King now known as the Evil Burger King
4. Saruman is now Saruman of Many Flavors
3. The Balrog for sure wouldn't have wings... it would scare the kiddies
2. Do you want fries with that?
And the Number 1 way Lord of the Ring would be different if made by a
McDonald's worker
1. Tom Bombadil would be fired for wearing the wrong colored shoes!
