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"I Want the Ring Unmade, Yeah!"
by Beren11:11
To the raucous tune of The Ramones' "I Wanna be Sedated":
20 20 20 more hours to go-oh-oh
I want the Ring unmade, yeah!
Nothin' to do, but go go go...
I want the Ring unmade, yeah!
I am landed gentry --
Sam's an uncouth dork!
He made me eat stewed rabbit in the woods without a fork!
Sometimes I wish he'd shut-up or get eaten by an Orc!
Oh, no-oh-oh-oh-oooooh...
20 20 20 more hours to go-oh-oh
I want the Ring unmade, yeah!
Nothin' to do, but go go go...
I want the Ring unmade, yeah!
Just get me to Orodruin --
Put me near the Crack --
I wish that Sam and Gollum would cut me a little slack --
I've a half a mind to turn around and give the damn thing back!
Oh, no-oh-oh-oh-ooooooh!
20 20 20 more minutes to go-oh-oh
I want the Ring unmade, yeah!
Nothin' to do, but go go go...
I want the Ring unmade, yeah!
I can't control my finger --
The Ring controls my brain!
Hurry hurry hurry, before I go insane!
To fail right now would mean that all this crap has been in vain,
Oh, no-oh-oh-oh-oooooh!!
(key change!!!)
20 20 20 more seconds to go-oh-oh
I want the Ring unmade, yeah!
Nothin' to do, but go go go...
I want the Ring unmade, yeah!
What the hell just happened???
Sam has been knocked out --
The Ring's still on my finger, but my finger can't be found --
Oh -- Gollum's fallen in the crack with my finger in his mouth!
Oh, no-oh-oh-oh-ooooohh!
Ba-ba buh-ba, bah-ba-ba buh-ba,
I guess the Ring's unmade, yeah!
Ba-ba buh-ba, bah-ba-ba buh-ba,
I guess the Ring's unmade, yeah!
