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Two Limericks

by Old Took

Hobbit Limerick

The Took of the Shire sat by the fire
Drinking his fourteen twenty;
He put up some shelving
at Michael Delving
And now his money's all spenty!

(c) Old Took 2000

Hobbit Limerick

There once was a hobbit who said,
"My uncle is def'nitely dead.
He left me a mathom,
whose use I can't fathom,
now I wear it up on my head!"

(c) Old Took 2000


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